Wednesday 06 March 2013 09:29
Written by Alexander Maurilli
If you drink a steaming coffee, you must know it, it is thanks to a representative who wakes up early in the morning, often suffers from constipation and gastritis and, above all, in the middle of the day his armpit will be spotted and steaming. It's not my umpteenth discrimination and the proof is right in my beloved steaming coffee. There is however representative and representative.
Here are my usual top five, in random order.
– The representative of drugs. Dress code: casual, shirt with initials, no tie. He goes by the name Pharmaceutical Informant and has a degree in pharmacy. He is known as the king of designer pens that never work. Because of her your child, if you have it, will have to wait ten minutes longer in line at the doctor's office.
– The wine representative. Clothing: soft suit with sober tie; hogan interactive last edition and steel watch. Also known as 'the commercial of'. His lexicon is similar to the one I use to remember some exes: "remarkable acidity, astringent tannins, intense body".
– The representative of financial packages. Clothing: tailored pinstripe. Inglesina at the feet and Rolex bellavista. He speaks to you like Jesus to the apostles, but in reality he is like Judas in the Garden of Gethsemane. Be wary.
– Representative Stanhome. Clothing: being her a flowery maternity-style dress, a flowery perfume too with hints of mimosa picked for three days. The language includes diminutive words such as object, product, deodorant. They show up with a fake sun and a toothy grin.
